I just don't get it!
You see, I keep getting kicked out of my house!
What's the deal?
Just as I am settling in "BAM!"
I'm moving out and on to look for another house to live in.
Oh, don't be sad for me.
It's all good!
Yup, that's right! Don't be afraid.....
I move quickly and help you get the job done!
I help you market that vacant house so you can attract Buyer's and SELL your property fast!
Here's my MO....
I check you out.......
I move in and get all dressed up in my fine stuff.....if I do say so myself........
Yeah, I know, I get around,
and then BAM! I get to work.......
"Hey there! How's it going?!"
"Let me show you around."
"Please, sit down, relax & stay awhile."
"Are ya feeling it?" :)
You get the picture, right?
Oh you wanna SEE more of me?????
SURE! I'd love to show you more of my stuff!
OK, so let's get serious,
Here's the deal......
I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse! :(
I REPEAT, I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse!
I am too good to live there!
No one can SEE me there! :(
People, please!!! There are houses to SELL and Buyer's to meet!!
So, let me HELP you!
I am sure you have a few spare VACANT rooms I can move into for a little bit.
Don't be shy....
Don't be afraid.....
I promise I won't crowd your space and will be GONE before you know it! :))
You see, I am your Home Staging Gigolo and I am here to help YOU!
Where ever I seem to GO turns to SOLD!!! ;)
So give me a call, let's talk......where you hiding the key??
Blog posted by Janice Sutton, Murrieta Temecula Home Stager. Home staging & marketing homes for the Inland Empire/Riverside County & San Diego County.
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