I just don't get it!
You see, I keep getting kicked out of my house!
What's the deal?
Just as I am settling in "BAM!"
I'm moving out and on to look for another house to live in.
Oh, don't be sad for me.
It's all good!
You see, I am your Home Staging............. Gigolo!<----dare ya!
Yup, that's right! Don't be afraid.....
I move quickly and help you get the job done!
I help you market that vacant house so you can attract Buyer's and SELL your property fast!
Here's my MO....
I check you out.......
I move in and get all dressed up in my fine stuff.....if I do say so myself........
Here I am getting busy in Menifee..... and Murrieta...... and San Marcos......
Yeah, I know, I get around,
and then BAM! I get to work.......
"Hey there! How's it going?!"
"Let me show you around."
"Please, sit down, relax & stay awhile."
"Are ya feeling it?" :)
You get the picture, right?
Oh you wanna SEE more of me?????
SURE! I'd love to show you more of my stuff!
OK, so let's get serious,
Here's the deal......
I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse! :(
I REPEAT, I do not want to go back to live in the warehouse!
I am too good to live there!
No one can SEE me there! :(
People, please!!! There are houses to SELL and Buyer's to meet!!
So, let me HELP you!
I am sure you have a few spare VACANT rooms I can move into for a little bit.
Don't be shy....
Don't be afraid.....
I promise I won't crowd your space and will be GONE before you know it! :))
You see, I am your Home Staging Gigolo and I am here to help YOU!
Where ever I seem to GO turns to SOLD!!! ;)
So give me a call, let's talk......where you hiding the key??
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Blog posted by Janice Sutton, Murrieta Temecula Home Stager. Home staging & marketing homes for the Inland Empire/Riverside County & San Diego County.
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Clearly, you do good work.
Sheila - Thank you so much!! Love to help move homes off the market! :)
Thanks for your good post here, Janice, and reminding us about your value for property sellers, real estate pros, and friends. Best wishes with your new Menifee or Temecula area project.
Harrison - Thank you and thanks for stopping by! It's all about the added VALUE and COMPETITIVE edge!! :)
I love your personification---so clever! Great transformation!
Thanks Ginny! Homes are in me, a part of me, odd but true!! I have to take care of them! I feel like they are all my children!! :)
I really like this post and will say form experience that I am indebted to the staging gigolo here in Austin who has worked miracles at helping me sell listings!
BTW I also love David Lee Roth's version of the song but also like the Louis Prima version too ;-)
Janice: Is that your furniture complaining that they are being moved around too much! Nice that your results are keeping that furniture moving, and moving, and moving!
You are so funny! Staging Gigolo??? I've heard it all now. I suggested this fabulous post!
Russell - Thanks! I am so glad you are hear that you are loving the staging gigolo! Home Staging is a priceless tool when selling listings! Plus it keeps you ahead of your competition!! Win, win, win, win!! :) I hear ya on the song...however David Lee allows me to reminisce a little...haha!
Jane - My funiture LOVES to stay on the move!! I actually have my sofas competing for "Least DOM" at the moment we have a tie!! :)
Sharon - Thanks gf!! We gotta keep spreading the staging word!! One house at a time!! :)
This was tooo funny and a very clever post! I also love the work you've done, great job!
Thanks Rebecca! I always try to educate while not putting everyone to sleep! :)
Very cute post and glad to hear you're on the move - staging Gigolo!
Michelle - Thanks home staging GF! Gotta keep the Gigolo out there to show some swagga & be seen! :)
I have had so many homes sell so quickly I have a ton of stuff coming back to the warehouse that wants to be out too!! LOL. Too funny.....
Janice ~ your post is fun and you're a clever writer! I can relate too -- just in the past 10 days I've destaged 7 homes that sold very quickly -- now looking for replacement vacant homes to house this inventory.
Janice it comes as no surprise that you are doing a fantastic job for all your clients!
Janice--how cute is this? I love the furniture not wanting to go back to the warehouse. Great work and very creative post.
That's great Shar!! We gotta keep these Gigolo's in action! :)
Maureen - Thanks GF! I am thrilled that you too are"Staging Busy" now!! Logistics can be challenging but well worth the reward of SOLD! :)
Awww thanks Bill! Ditto my friend!! :)
Janet - Thank you gf! We have to keep "everyone" busy!! No time to be hanging out in the warehouse! :)
your talent is so apparent :-)
it’s always a pleasure to see your staging work -
nice post
Andy - Thank you soooooo much! After almost 6 years staging I am still passionate about my work and I think I finally GET IT! Life is great! :)
LOL Janice! Very cute analogy... love it!
Janice - You are too funny. Ok, you made me do it! You made me hit the "Gigolog" button. Of course, you did warn me, but I still don't think I was prepared to what I was about to see...
Tessa - Thanks! Sometimes we have to lighten up and have a little blogging fun! :)
Sally - Ha ha! Thanks sista stager!! I am like you...I love a dare! Don't tell anyone though! That video brings back memories! Oh the styles of the 80's! What were we thinking!
Hi Janice, I remember when I first started staging I used to be almost happy to have my staging inventory back from a job. It had all been picked out so carefully and with great thought. Now I'm with you in that the inventory does no good at the warehouse. Needs to be out and to be seen helping buyers fall in love with properties. Very clever post and wonderful images of your work.
...at least it's earning its keep! Unlike certain dogs I know...too funny, and we love your spirit, Janice!
Janice - you're a pro! No doubt about it.
Congratulations. Your home staging is being featured in the group Staging Before and After Pictures.
Kathy
Michelle - Thanks! Ha ha yeah I use to miss my inventory too! It can be bittersweet to leave it but we know it is doing what it needs to do!! Get the job done! :)
Julia - Amen Sista!! Thanks gf!!
Kathy - Awwww thank you sweet stagin' gf!! I really am humbled :) You made my day!!
Love your different and fun spin on your posts, Janice!
Birgit - Ha ha thanks Sista Stager! I always gotta keep you on your toes!! Need to "stage" then blogs too! :)